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		<title>Things on the net that just drive me batshit crazy&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are certain things I run across far too often online. I&#8217;m crabby since I woke up on the ass crack of early for no good reason so I figured I&#8217;d list them. And by ass crack I mean several hours before my husband had to go to work early, He goes in at 5 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are certain things I run across far too often online. I&#8217;m crabby since I woke up on the ass crack of early for no good reason so I figured I&#8217;d list them. And by ass crack I mean several hours before my husband had to go to work early, He goes in at 5 am. If you do these things and I hurt your feelers well I am sorry but this is my list of twitch inducing make me want to haul off and bitch slap you pet peeves. Maybe its because even though I can be as snobby and elitist as the rest of the world part of me always wants to say &#8220;oh come off it&#8221; or barring that &#8220;get your head out of your ass&#8221;. I blame my salty tongue on my mother;)<br />
1. Gifted as a verb. Yes I am aware that it is technically correct, in fact I just checked dictionary.com, however I still think it sounds ridiculously pretentious. What is wrong with verbs like given or gave?</p>
<p>2. The Phrase &#8220;dear friend&#8221; aren&#8217;t all friends dear? If they aren&#8217;t perhaps you should be using the word acquaintance.</p>
<p>3. Begging for money. I&#8217;ve seen far far too many people essentially beg for money for X over the internet. One girl I ran across on LJ was begging for cash for a down payment on an apartment. Now I realize people run into problems, hell I&#8217;ve been so broke we ate the pantry bare. Like even the stuff that never gets eaten but it just bugs me. What I find even more incomprehensible are that people fall for it. I have zero problem donating to charity. I often do donate myself but there is a vast difference between a charity and a charity of one.</p>
<p>4. Snark Communities. Ok on the one hand I do enjoy sites such as you knit what. On the other hand snarking does not in fact mean you are better than the person being snarked.</p>
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		<title>Are libtards in fact a separate species?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zyllah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I was yesterday enjoying my almost daily livejournal community reading. Now I belong to a fair number of communities on livejournal, the topics range from cooking and knitting to being a girl geek, scifi and politics. There are quite a few liberals and libtards on there too. I&#8217;ve never been sure if that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">So there I was yesterday enjoying my almost daily livejournal community reading. Now I belong to a fair number of communities on livejournal, the topics range from cooking and knitting to being a girl geek, scifi and politics. There are quite a few liberals and libtards on there too. I&#8217;ve never been sure if that was because livejournal was itself infested with it or if it was because my hobbies were shared by too many libtards. Now before I get accused of being a heartless mean ole conservative let me state being a liberal doesn’t automatically make one a libtard it just predisposes you to it. Anyway, frequently I have been known to be reduced to either a sputter of disbelief, giggling like the mad hatter or rage at such idiocy. But anyway I came across a phrase that struck me as so absolutely asinine that I could not help but giggle. I mean it was so obviously an attempt to be &#8216;inclusive&#8217; and make the writer sound like a libtard elite. She (and I am 99% sure it was a she because if I recall correctly it was in a knitting community and the percentage of men in those is less than 1%) said something along the lines of  &#8220;I was wintergifted blah blah&#8221;. Did you catch that? I had to read it twice and once I caught it I had to clean up some soda I spit at my screen. Now I loathe the recent trend to say someone has gifted you something even if it is technically correct. It just sounds well <strong>snotty</strong>. But oh no that wasn&#8217;t far enough out there on the branch of libtardus for our authoress she had to take it a step further, she had to go where few really have wanted to go before and she went with &#8216;wintergifted&#8221;. Now perhaps she&#8217;s a pagan of some flavor and didn&#8217;t want to use the term of the hated enemy (ie Christmas) or perhaps she didn&#8217;t want hurt anyone’s feelers and use something that would exclude Christians or Jewish people or Pagans or Kwanzaa or whatever else made up gift giving holidays occur around the end of the year. But lets face facts. I know this is something most of the libtards do not like to do but lets face them shall we. Modern gift giving in December is because of Christmas and Hanukkah and no I really do not want to hear a pagan rant about the antiquity of their made up religion and how the Christians stole it from you. Modern paganism is a <strong>made up religion</strong> there is no ancient secret lineage that passed down the craft secrets. You have taken known mythological systems and grafted whatever twee hippie make-believe you want on to it. If you don’t believe me google wicca and Gerald Gardner. Now granted she has a perfect right to express herself anyway she wants and if she wants to subject herself to ridicule she&#8217;s more than free to, but my God could anyone try to sound more like a stereotypical libtard? This got me to thinking…I studied Anthropology when I was in college and we rather grandly said everyone alive today was a member of <em>Homo sapiens sapiens</em>. However I propose a new split of the human family <em>Homo sapiens libtardus</em> and <em>Homo sapiens commonsensus</em>. I’d love to show off here and point out skeletal differences but I think rather at this early stage in the game it’s cultural rather than physical. Many many books have been written about the cultural split between red and blue staters and about the culture war but I really couldn’t resist putting my nickels worth in. I’ll just list some of the traits associated with both species<em> </em>and discuss them in turn.</p>
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<ol type="1" start="1" style="margin-top: 0in">
<li class="MsoNormal">The      belief that anything you feel or say is so regardless of the facts.      Examples are almost too numerous to cite. It’s too much fun not to refer      back to the word of ‘wintergifted’ though.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">The      absolute lack of a sense of humor unless it involves feeling superior over      those you have deemed less than yourself. This is proven by the whole      range of online snarking communities and websites.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">A      belief that you have the right to give away other peoples money through      so-called social justice when in fact it’s really white washed socialism.      For this all you need to see are the difference in taxes paid by the      Bush’s vs. the Kerry’s, pay special attention to the percentage of income      they were taxed on. The needs of the many do not outweigh the needs of the      one, in fact the needs of the one become the needs of the many to      paraphrase something Kirk said to Spock.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      somewhere in the Bill of Rights exists the right to not feel offended. My      uncle is a judge and he assures me that it’s not in there. However they      wouldn’t know that since I doubt many of them have ever had to read the      Bill of Rights.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      the US is a hateful place which has done little more than trod on the      funny brown peoples everywhere.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      Saddam was a nice peaceful sort who never had anything nasty in mind for      the US. Oh gee what about those mass graves we found? What about the State      Rapists he had on staff? What about his attempted slaughter of the Kurds?      What about his proven ties to terrorism and his absolute hatred of the      Great and Little Satan’s</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      Israel is always in the wrong and the Palestinians are always in the      right.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That a      meritocracy is in fact racist and sexist.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">Oh and      the most fun of all is that those who differ in belief from you are not in      fact worthy of consideration or even common courtesy. The comments on      Regan’s funeral over at moonbat central I mean democraticunderground.com      should be more than enough evidence on this.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      unless you are one of the beautiful and elite why not just die, I mean who      would want to live like <strong>that</strong>. No one in his or her right mind would      want to be a vegetable. Or rather lets take an even better example that      children born with easily fixed birth defects such as a cleft palate      should in fact be put out of their misery. Never mind the fact that that’s      something the real nazi’s did to those they felt were a drain on society      and no matter how much you pretty up the words that is <u>exactly</u> what      it is.</li>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Let us now contrast that with traits that I associate with <em>h. sapiens commonsensus</em>:</p>
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<li class="MsoNormal">The      sure knowledge there is a difference between fact and make believe.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">The      ability to laugh at yourself and others instead of just others.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      someone is entitled to the fruits of their labors. If they want to give to      charity it should be a choice rather than a state run obligation of      tithing.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      the Bill of Rights is beautiful as it is.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">The      sure knowledge that the US has achieved the maximum amount of freedom for      the maximum number of its citizens in the world. We may not be perfect but      we’re a hell of a lot better off than any other place on earth. And yes I      include the socialist paradise of Canada in this statement. I’ve lived      there chances are you haven’t.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">No matter      why it happened the world is a better place without Saddam’s hand on the      big shiny green button.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      there is <strong>never</strong> an excuse for targeting innocents like the homicidal      bombers do.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      giving someone preferential treatment for something they can’t help (ie.      race or sex) is in fact racist and sexist. I once got a job in IT solely      because I in fact lacked a penis. Never mind the fact that I was actually      qualified, in fact it appeared to be a pleasant surprise to them that I      was. It was solely because I was a woman.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">While      I might in fact not like this, look at the general politeness of      republican politicians in the face of such egregious leftist lies.</li>
<li class="MsoNormal">That      life is worth living. I personally would rather err on the side of life      than on the side of nazi like exterminations.</li>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Now I know you’re saying there are more…Well of course there are. Just as there is wide variation in the former species known as <em>h. sapiens sapiens</em>, there exists wide variation in</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><em>h. sapiens libtardus</em> and <em>h. sapiens commonsensus</em> but I have to leave material for other rants don’t I? Next rant shall be entitled “Modern Pacifism: Cowardly Ostriches”</p>
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		<title>Behold the irony</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 15:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zyllah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pardon me but I&#8217;m just waking up. So I&#8217;m doing my usual wake up thing which is wade through the sea of email and I come across this: we have a cat that we can not keep anymore she is a good one but I am having a baby and I just do not have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pardon me but I&#8217;m just waking up. So I&#8217;m doing my usual wake up thing which is wade through the sea of email and I come across this:</p>
<blockquote><p>we have a cat that we can not keep anymore<br />
she is a good one but I am having a baby<br />
and I just do not have time to take care of her. If you<br />
take her I have a bag of food,litter and box.<br />
food and water dish I need it gone asap<br />
thanks</p></blockquote>
<p>How much time does it take to take care of a cat? And you have to wonder if someday she won&#8217;t have time to take care of the baby.</p>
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		<title>*This* is why so many military wives are the big suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zyllah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have a live journal and I&#8217;m on various communities anyway one of the military wives one I&#8217;m on has this lovely post and I&#8217;ve tried offering a reasonable opinion to her before and she&#8217;s such an utter moron I am not bothering this time. So I just had some SOB tell me that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I have a live journal and I&#8217;m on various communities anyway one of the military wives one I&#8217;m on has this lovely post and I&#8217;ve tried offering a reasonable opinion to her before and she&#8217;s such an utter moron I am not bothering this time.   </p>
<blockquote><p>So I just had some SOB tell me that because my hubby and I are pagan, we clash with the military&#8217;s standards??? WTF And he say&#8217;s I have no right to spout my opinions are say I hate the military because I should have known or I should have informed myself! How the hell was I supposed to know what crap is like???? Look, my hubby is in the 3rd toughest school in the US or is it the world? He is in the nuclear program and I&#8217;ve been told it is the hardest place on a marriage. I don&#8217;t need this BS. On top of this I also suffer from a chronic illness that I just had diagnosed and severe depression. Oh wait, we are getting discriminated because he isn&#8217;t in the sandbox, right????</p></blockquote>
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<p>So there are various responses along the lines of laugh it off or ignore it and she comes back with this gem</p>
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<blockquote><p>Everyone always seems to freak out when I say something that isn&#8217;t patriotic or pro military or republican. And when they find out that we don&#8217;t have kids, WHOA, the s*^t hits the fan!!!! Oh yeah, the recruiters do lie and if I hear one more person tell me that they don&#8217;t, they just &quot;stretch the truth&quot; I&#8217;LL SCREAM AND TEAR MY HEAD OFF!!! IT&#8217;S LYING DAMNIT!!!!!! LYING IS LYING! THE MILITARY SUCKS! I HATE IT!!!! SCREW ANYONE WHO DOESN&#8217;T AGREE! KICK ME OFF THE COMMUNITY!!!! I DON&#8217;T CARE!!!!! I KNOW I&#8217;M RIGHT!</p></blockquote>
<p>&nbsp;Lets take my objections to this asshat&#8217;s post one at a time shall we? </p>
<p>1) she should have taken it upon herself to research the life, I know I did. How the hell was she supposed to know? Same way I did Army + Wife @google.com </p>
<p>2) Lots of things claim to be the hardest on a marriage, he comes home doesn&#8217;t he? Special Forces guys are gone *all* the time. Navy guys are gone alot too. </p>
<p>3) I think fs is a bunch of crap, or if she&#8217;s that depressed its probably the depression. </p>
<p>4) Most people in the military take a huge amount of their identity from it so when you sprout off about how you hate they feel like you hate them. I&#8217;m sure you feel the same when something similar happens to you. </p>
<p>5) Justin&#8217;s didn&#8217;t Lie. I am sure some do. But we double checked everything anyway. </p>
<p>6) I so hope her husband is an officer and this wrecks his career. I mean sheesh you know I am not all rah rah all the time but at least I know enough to keep my trap shut when I am disliking his career choice. </p>
<p>7) Lastly this chick claims to be a Libertarian&#8230;.well last I checked the Libertarians are closer to the right than the left. F****** idiot. &nbsp;</p>
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